They Say things happen for a Reason

By Mike

They say things happen for a reason. I sometimes doubt this but I have been converted this week.

Its now Saturday evening, Last week-end we were relaxing in Tairua with Jo’s family. Paul and Pam came over along with Susan & Gary and 2 German exchange students..

We therefore decided to go to the beach and show the students one of New Zealand’s hidden treasures, Cathedral Cove.

On the way back up the track to the car park Paul decided to take a short cut through bush walking along a fallen tree trunk.

Jo ran round the track to get a picture of Paul on his slippery walk way. Arriving just before he jumped off Jo turned quickly, bashed her heal on a rock and nearly fell down the hillside, being saved by native tree standing in her way.

Jo being Jo got her picture

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She managed to limp back to the car, but her near death experience caused her to put her foot up for a day or two to recuperate.

This period of rest meant that our planned trip down the east coast was postponed.

Had we both been fighting fit we would have been camping in Gisborne on Thursday. The day the town was hit by an earthquake registering 6.8 on the rickter scale.

Millingtons at Play

By Mike:

Well we’ve made it toTairua, which on the whole is mainly a quiet place. That is until the Millington clan descends.

I’ve thought for a long time there was something about Jo, I just couldn’t put my finger on it. At last I’ve realised what it is. The whole family is completely bonkers.

Pixy Paul

Her brother Paul is a very nice person but occasionally thinks he’s a pixy.

And putting the family together on the beach is going to cause mayhem.

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Airline Food

By Mike:

Waiting in the lounge before our departure, Jo returned from a trip to the refreshment bar furnishing gifts of cheese and biscuits.

‘Take these’ she says adding that New Zealand airlines food is not all that good at times.

How wrong was she.

On boarding the aircraft and taking our seats we are greeted with a glass of sparkling wine, and a menu befitting any fine restaurant in London.

The meals were all served on china crockery and there was real knives and forks to eat with.

Starters:

Poached prawns with asparagus, red radish and preserved lemon aioli

Main Course

choice from:

NZ beef with oxtail ravioli, swiss chard and roasted cipoline onions.
NZ snapper with olive oil braised potatoes, brocolini, crushed roma tomatoes and rocket pesto.
Duck leg confit with braebirn apple, braised savoy cabbage and glazed chestnuts.

Dessert

Chocolate pot de creme with caramel sauce, flourless chocolate biscuit and whipped cream

Cheese

A selection of fine NZ cheese with a glass of port

The wine served was Wither Hills Sauvignon Blanc and the sparkling wine was Jo’s favourite champagne – Veuve Cliquot.

Coping with Air Travel

By Mike:

Always take your MP3 player. When that child starts crying, turn up the volume.

When the cry turns to a scream, higher the volume.

When you have reached the maximum volume and you can still hear it crying, find where it is and throttle it.

After all you’re flying over international waters so who will care.

Heathrow Happenings

It’s Christmas time, Heathrow is heaving, kids are screaming, queues are endless and I am sipping free champagne, totally oblivious to the mayhem happening outside of the executive lounge.

The executive lounge is basically of a haven for rejects that can’t afford business class airfares. The décor is drab and dated, and the wireless is not free. But as far as places to sit go, at least we have a seat. They also do a very nice flapjack. Oh, and did I mention the alcohol is free?

We have a 24-hour flight ahead of us, so it is nice to sit and chill after the hectic week we have had.

We are flying premium economy on AirNZ. I am hoping they have wireless functionality on board. I quite fancy having a good blog at 30,000 feet.

Our check-in wasn’t as uneventful as I hoped. As we’re flying premium economy, we got to use the business class check-in. This was all well and good, no queue, straight in, until they realised our return date from NZ was more that 6 months away. This is no issue for people such as me who are on a dual nationality passport, but for British folk (Mike), this is an issue.

We aren’t planning on spending more than 6 months in NZ as we are heading to Aussie in January, but we haven’t yet booked flights for this. This is apparently an issue. The lady behind the counter looked concerned. She took our tickets and passports and went to seek her supervisor. The supervisor returned looking concerned and asked many questions. In the end, they took our tickets away and changed our return date to May. Luckily we have flexible tickets, so can change the dates in the future for a small fee.

Anyway, back to the free booze and a fresh blog from 30000ft.

Pre Holiday Blog

Well we are getting organised for Christmas yet again. Usually at this time of year we are packing up Jo’s things yet again as her contract terminates and we prepare to return to NZ for Christmas.

This will be the third time for us but we have been through these steps several times before.

Well this year to make it a little more interesting I am selling my house as well as trying to get Jo packed.

This last week has consisted of many late nights packing up bits in both places and then arranging storage.

Initially we were just going to put a few household items into store, but being unable to sell our motorbikes we had to upgrade the storage. So having carefully stacked boxes upon boxes, upon tents we had to unstack boxes upon boxes to move to a new location and then re-pack.

Before we moved the boxes we had to get the bikes in. My bike should be no problem getting to the storage depot, but Jo’s had a record for not wanting to start after some time of inactivity. We decided to move mine first. We removed it from the shed ready, just as the rain started. We were on a tight schedule so we couldn’t wait for it to pass. All togged up I turned the key. “Click”. I checked to ensure I hadn’t left the engine switch in the off position. And I re-tried. “Click”. My battery was completely flat. Running round the neighbours I managed to borrow some jump leads. The bike started on the second attempt. Now all I had to do was get it into storage. I pulled out of the drive and promptly stall it.

In the pouring rain we decided to change tact. Mine goes back into the shed, we remove the battery and put it on charge.

Jo’s bike starts first time and I ride it to the depot. The only problem was my glasses steaming up inside my helmet.

Manoeuvring into the lock up takes several 30 point turns but we get there in the end. My bike will have to wait.

What else did I have to do now? Thank goodness for lists, Jo has one for the tasks in her house & Michelle has her list for the jobs to be done on my house. Thank goodness for women!

Returning to my bike the next day it still refused to start, perhaps it doesn’t want to leave its private shed and share its space with a Triumph.

Well it must be taught to do as it’s told and we give it another quick, sharp shock from the jump leads. This time I manage to keep it keep it going until it too is at the storage depot. Yet again in the pouring rain I have to remove the battery and siphon the petrol out before putting it away into storage.

Nothing is a simple as it first seems. We had measured the dimensions of the storage, measured the bikes and then re-measured the storage. According to the piece of paper they should fit, so why don’t they. It’s gets to be like the hockie Kockie. In, out, in, out, you shake them all about.

Eventually we take Jo’s bike out, put mine in, turn Jo’s bike round and put it in. Well it’s nearly like the dance.

All the boxes are then stacked around and over the bikes, until they eventually disappear from sight.

Now all that is left is clear my house, tidy the garden, get the keys to the agent, finish the decoration of Jo’s house, remove all traces of us and clean and hoover. Oh and chase the agents for a completion date and time.

After any early start and late finish Sunday all is complete except the completion and oh boy do I need that holiday now. Just one more early morning tomorrow but that will be the start of a new adventure and will have to wait for our next posting.

Car Boot Sale Experience

Its 6.30am, its dark, its cold and we are sitting in a queue of cars outside the car boot sale. The insane thing is, we are 30 minutes late. People already have their stands set up for the day. There are buyers wandering around with torches looking for that bargain that idiots like us throw out because they belonged to great grandparents and have been sitting up in the loft for the last 25 years.

We are directed to our allocated spot and no sooner than the first box is out of the car, vultures descend upon us. They rip open boxes and frantically rummage through all the carefully wrapped items, carelessly discarding the newspaper dated 20 April 1991.

Vulture One: “How much for this?”
Mike: “£2 for that”
Vulture Two: “How much for this?”
Mike: “£3 for that”
Vulture Three: “How much for this?”
Mike: “£4 for that”

Finally after 30 minutes of mayhem, the vultures are all rummaged out and we are £50 richer.

Looking around, other sellers appear to have a method to their selling. Things are displayed in an orderly fashion, nicely laid out, items labelled appropriately. We have decided on more of a haphazard approach. Our items are displayed in a disorderly fashion, items left in boxes, clothes and shoes spread out over the concrete and a few random items on our paste table.

People pass by our table to look at our stuff. A lady stops to look at my sweaty and worn out trainers. “How much?” she asks. “50p for the crappy pair and £1 for the not so crappy pair” I reply. She hands over the cash. People will buy the most unlikely things. I really should have brought my old underwear down.

A gypsy wanders up to our table and starts fondling Mike’s old camcorder.

Gypsy: “Does it work?”
Mike: “Yes.”
Gypsy: “how do I know it works? I bought one t’other day and it don’t work. Chucked it in the bin I did. I don’t want to buy another one that don’t work”
Mike: “It works. It just needs to be charged.”
Gypsy: “How much?”
Mike: “£10. The wide angle lens alone is worth £50”
Gypsy: “But you can’t guarantee it works”
Mike (slightly agitated): “It works”
Gypsy: “But I can’t see that it works. I‘ll give you £5.”
Mike: (more agitated) “It does work and £10 is the price”
Gypsy: “But I can’t see that it works, I’ll give you £8”
Mike: (really pissed off now and thinking of upping the price) “NO, price is £10.”
Gypsy: “Go on, I’ll give you £8”
Mike: (clearly not wanting to sell to this guy for any price now) “NO”

Thankfully creepy gypsy guy walks off.

Dribs and drabs of people come up to our table. Some buy, some just look. We really don’t want to take this stuff home, so I buy a marker pen for 10p and start putting prices on things.

“Box of Poole Pottery from the 1950s – £5 the lot.”
“Box of glasses – £3 the lot”
“Box of brass – £2 the lot”

Mike makes himself a sandwich. As soon as he bites into it, a flood of people arrive and the buying frenzy begins. Rather than help out, I sit back and laugh, watching Mike struggle with the money, a sandwich and a mouthful of food.

After a long morning of standing around it is all gone and we are £140 better off for our efforts. This money is to be converted to Australian dollars for our big tour next year.