Night 1 – The Sound of Snoring

I lay awake in the dorm room listening to the sounds of my fellow room mates. A snore starts on my left, followed by one on my right.

I have stereo.

The rest of the room joins in as the chorus.

I have surround sound.

An occasional pop from a bum and squeak of a bed provides percussion. Then a cough added to the mix.

I have my own private orchestra.

I watch the hours tick by on my watch. I haven’t drunk enough to sleep through this unusal symphony.

At 3am I finally sucuumb to the sandman.

I awake again at 5am. It feels like something is crawling all over me. Is it my imagination or is it bed bugs?

I can’t be sure so I get out of bed and make a cup of tea.

Day 1 – Fields of Mud

Le Puy en Velay to Montbonnet.

Steps: 41254

It hurts! Everything frikken hurts!

But at least I survived the first days walk on a dodgy ankle with a miserable hangover.

The sun beamed down on us as we departed Le Puy, saturating us with joy and our backs in sweat.

We ambled though well formed tracks then through fields of mud until we arrived at a crossroads.

A man stood in the way gesticulating wildly and getting angry. The path ahead was a river of mud and he told us we should not go that way.

We made a diversion, hoping like hell it was the correct path as we did not want to walk any further than we had to. Finally, around 4pm we arrived at our gite in montbonnet.

For dinner we had lentils and sausage which was pretty average. Might look at cooking for ourselves next time.

16 kms down, 784km to go. Or until we get sick of it.

The Charade

“Chew-ma-chew” says Jenny.

Mike is standing there gesticulating with encouragement.

“Chew-ma-chew” repeats Jenny.

Mike continues to gesticulate with encouragement.

I decide to join in – “chew-ma-chew” I say.

Mike is still gesticulating but with frustration now.

“Chew-MA-chew” – says Jenny emphasising the middle syllable as if that might help.

“Try saying it fast” says Lynda who already knows the answer.

“chewmachew” Jenny and I say in unison.

“That’s it” says Lynda.

Mike is looking really frustrated at this stage and decides to go on to the second word. Two syllables, second syllable sounds like…..Mike is gesturing a bowl and eating out of it.

“DISH” yells out Mum. Somehow we manage to narrow down the second syllable to being ISH.

“So” says Barry – “We have chewmachew something ish”.

By this stage Mike looks like he’s about to leave the room in frustration, Lynda is pissing herself laughing, Jenny and I are chanting “chewmachew something ish“, Mum clearly knows the answer but is afraid to answer in fear of having to stand up and do a charade, and Dad is fast asleep.

“Tomato Relish” shouts Barry out of the middle of nowhere.

“WTF” says Jenny and I – how do you get Tomato Relish from chewmachew something ish!

Breakfast in America

In America there is a lot of choice and breakfast is a scary time for me. It goes something like this:

Me: I’ll have fried eggs and bacon please
Them: How would you like your eggs?
Me: well done please
Them: Sorry we don’t do well done
Me: um, I don’t want them runny.
Them: blank stare
Me: cooked, not runny in the middle
Them: still staring blankly
Me: I dont want that yellow bit in the middle to be runny. Mike help me out here.
Mike: What is the choice?
Them: sunny side up, over easy, easy under, over well, over medium, over hard
Me: Its all too hard
Them: do you mean over hard?
Me: yep, sounds good
Them: What sort of toast?
Me: (oh dear, here we go again) what’s the choice?
Them: rye, sourdough, sweetdough, wholegrain, halfgrain, quartergrain, white, Brown, Red, Green, or Blue
Me: um, white please
Them: Drink?
Me: flat white please
Them: The choice is coffee or tea.
Me: hmmmm

Its all good fun.

Ooh Aah

We spent 2 days on the Grand Canyon.

Terry and Sue did a helicopter flight over the Grand Canyon and Mike and I did a hike into it.

The morning was cold and overcast, but it cleared around 10am.

The walk into the canyon was amazing. We did the Ooh Aah trail which was a windy trail into the canyon. We had to step aside to let some people on mules through.

Elvis and the Grand Canyon

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I had a good night sleep despite having to climb down the ladder in the middle of the night for a wee.

It was such a beautiful place to camp. We had breakfast  overlooking the reflections  on the lake.

We stopped in the little town of Williams to top up with fuel, coffee and some Elvis photos.

We arrived at the Grand Canyon around lunchtime and did a walk along the rim. There were afternoon thunder storms and rain so the view wasn’t as spectacular as other times we’ve been here, but it was cool watching the lightning over the canyon.

We had a nice quiet campsite in the Mather campground near the main part of the canyon. There are Elk wandering around the campsite.

We spent a heavy downpour in the van playing monopoly which was fun. Then we went and watched the sun set behind the clouds over the canyon.

It was dark when we got back to camp so we lit a fire and cooked a tuna pasta in the dark. It was yummy, but a bit freaky eating it in the dark, worrying about spiders falling out of the trees into our food.

I’ll put some more photos up later.

P.S. for Liz or Heather – There is no phone reception here which is why Susan hasn’t phoned home yet.

To Arizona

Jetlag had us up at 6am. We were on the road by 9.30am and it was already stinking hot. We stopped at some outlet stores and sue bought some fancy jandals.

We got back on the highway that was very long and very straight.  It was a bit ofr a bumpy ride.  We went over a large bump and the air conditioning cut out. Bugger. 45 degrees outside and no air conditioning. As well as that, there was some very hot air coming in on terrys feet. Service stations out here in the desert are about 100 miles apart, so we pulled into the next one we came to. All looked well with the oil and water, so we topped up and continued on. Then the air cond started again. Yay. For about 5 minutes then it stopped again. Poo.

Sue rang the rental car company and they arranged a garage that was on our route to look at it. We were pretty Lucky as it was Saturday afternoon and they were about to close. It was stinking hot while we waited for them to look at it. It wad about 48 degrees. We soaked our feet in the dogs bowl for a bit.

There is a problem with the compressor and he couldn’t fix it, but he did some fiddling and it seems to be working now.

We stopped at a nice campsite right beside a lake and watched the sun set over the lake. Perfect!

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Sue and Terry cooling their feet in the dogs bowl while we wait for our air conditioning to be fixed. HOT – 48 degrees!

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Sleeping in our upstairs house

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First day LA

We awoke at 6am and were having breakfast at 7am and woke up terry and Sue at 9am. Our body clocks are all out if whack.

We walked 40 minutes in the heat to pick up our campervan and were dripping in sweat by the time we got there.

Our campervan is cool. It’s a Ford maverick and has an upstairs and a downstairs for sleeping in.  To get upstairs though, we actually have to climb up some stairs. t’s also painted with a cool design.

Getting out of LA was not much fun. We all forgot to eat and fill up with fuel before setting off, but were a bit reluctant to get off the motorway as LA has some pretty dodgy areas. We saw a shopping centre at the side of the motorway so we stopped.  We all stood out pretty badly with our pale faces and big painted campervan.

We went to the supermarket to stock up on supplies. The food prices here are really expensive and that’s before the tax has been added. We grabbed some essentials such as water and beer.

Sue spotted a Sketchers outlet store and disappeared in there while Mike and I tried to hunt down a sat nav system as Barry lost ours in Europe. It’s not much fun trying to find our way around LA without one. Unfortunately nowhere in this crazy place sold sat navs. We asked the guy in the Sketchers store where we might find one. He seemed quite amused that 4 kiwis were lost.  He said “How did 4 people from new Zealand end up in Mexico Plaza”. To which we replied “we don’t have a gps so we don’t know where we’re going”.  He gave us instructions to radio shack where he was 1000 percent sure they would sell them. “It’s only half a mile up the road”. We asked if we could walk there. “Oh no, you don’t walk in this neighbourhood, you must drive”.
Ok, time to leave we think.

Sue needed to go to the loo first so I accompanied her to a Taco bell. While I was waiting a very smelly homeless woman walked in followed by a scary looking gangster type. I couldn’t wait to get the hell out of there.

We left without our sat nav and found ourselves on the motorway going in the wrong direction. We got off at the next exit and found ourselves in a scary neighbourhood.  There was a couple of unsavoury looking guys under a bridge and the houses looked like slums with Windows all barred up. We saw a girl getting into her car and asked directions. Thankfully she spoke English and gave us directions for the motorway (in the correct direction this time). Phew. We were glad to be out of that seedy neighbourhood.

We crawled along the motorway for a while when we saw another shopping centre, but it was more of a mall and looked better. We stopped an voila – they had a selection of car gps’s. So we bought one. We decided to eat dinner at the food court while we were there.

Finally, we dragged sue out of the shops and were on our way again. We stopped about 8pm at a camping ground beside the motorway. We had showers then sat around chatting and drinking beer.

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Arriving in LA

We had a good flight from London to LA. We had chosen a semi-exit seat where the aisle seat had nobody in front, but the seat next to it was a bit squished. I noticed there were a lot of empty rows of 3 seats by the windows, so I asked if we could move there. They said we could move after take-off. I had a look and it was going to be tricky nabbing the seats on the other side of the plane before someone else. I asked if we could switch before take-off. The airnz staff were awesome and arranged this for us. So we packed up our stuff and moved to the other side of the plane. The best part was that these seats convert to a skycouch. This is where the footrests come all the way up to form a bed. If we bought these seats in advance it would have cost us an extra £269.00 so we were very pleased to get them for nothing. So I watched a bit of TV, ate my meal, drank some wine, then crawled into my bed and slept for the remainder of the flight 🙂

Coming in to land was a bit freaky. It was like we were landing in high winds, but there was no wind. As we were coming in to land the wings started rocking from side to side (possibly because the plane was unbalanced with everyone moving seats) and when we landed, it felt like we were doing wheelies down the runway. I wasn’t too concerned as I know they can land sideways if need be, but Mikes hand is looking a bit bruised today.

We had a long queue at immigration that didn’t seem to be moving. The immigration man who checked me in was pretty scary looking. He was very solid, with tattoo’s down his arms and he was wearing black leather gloves. I dunno why the gloves freaked me out but they did. He sent Mike away because we weren’t married, so it was just me and black glove man. He must have noticed my fear as he spoke with a gentle voice and didn’t make me feel like I was a criminal (like they used to do at Heathrow before I got my British passport).

Finally an hour later we cleared immigration, picked up our bags and waited for the hotel courtesy shuttle to pick us up. We waited and waited and waited. By the time all the other hotel shuttles had been passed us twice we decided to ring the Radisson and see where their bus was. Apparently we had to call them to come and get us, and the pick up point was elsewhere.So we moved to the correct pick-up point and waited for a further 20 minutes and it finally arrived.

The bus driver was a black guy who had a bad case of verbal diarrhoea – kind of Eddie Murphy style. He picked us up and drove 2 metres up the road where we got stuck in traffic. “This is the chicken hour” he says. “Everybody they try to push in and change lanes without blinkers, dat why I call it the chicken hour. You gotta be switched on during the chicken hour. I’m always looking left and right. See dat guy there trying to push in without blinking. I knew he was gonna do dat. I’m good at knowing when they gonna push in blah blah blah” and on and on he went. “We’ll sit in this traffic, but when we get around the corner there will be a big hole. See that there – that big hole (he meant a gap in the traffic).”

He just went on and on for the entire trip which took ages as most of it was spent stuck in traffic. It ended up taking us 50 minutes to get to the hotel that was just around the corner. Had we known – we could have walked there in 5 minutes! OH well – these are things we learn for next time.

As it turned out it was good timing. We were to be meeting Sue (Doodle) and Terry here (our friends from NZ). They had arrived earlier in the day and had been to Santa Monica. I got a text from Doodle as we were checking in saying they had just arrived back at the hotel. So good timing. We managed to meet up briefly before heading off to our beds.

The road trip begins today.