The first part of the day was a driving day, the second part much more interesting. The weather was awful today. As we were driving along the main road, the rain pelted down, so heavy at times that the road ahead disappeared in the blur of water and wiper blades. Puddles formed, and every passing truck sent up a wave that swamped us.

Visibility dropped to just a few metres, and I found myself literally gripping the edge of my seat. We decided it wasn’t worth pushing on blindly, so first opportunity we pulled into a service station to wait it out.

The service station just happened to sell sausages that looked a lot like the ones we enjoyed in Norway. But looks can be deceiving. This one wasn’t wrapped in bacon, and the first bite confirmed it was more of a standard hotdog than the smoky, savoury version we remembered. Not terrible, but definitely not the same. Still, it filled the gap while we waited out the worst of the weather.

We drove for 4 or 5 hours in the terrible weather before arriving in the small town of Porvoo, just an hour’s drive from Helsinki. We parked in a free carpark where we can also stay the night.

It was just a short walk into the old town, but this wasn’t your typical European historic centre. Instead of the usual stone or brick buildings, Porvoo’s charm was in its beautifully preserved wooden houses, many of which date back to the 18th and 19th centuries. I’m not surprised they are made of wood, with all the forests we have seen! We wandered around the cobblestoned streets admiring the different coloured houses. The iconic red shore houses lining the river added to the town’s uniqueness, but there was construction going on so it was hard to get a good view.

We went to a restaurant overlooking the river and it was by far the best meal I’ve had in a long time. I had the chicken katsu poke bowl, and I have no idea how they packed so much flavour into a salad! Mike had the steak with a chimmichuri sauce.

We ummed and aahed about exploring Helsinki, but we don’t do big cities very well. So we booked a ferry to Estonia for the morning. It meant an early start to the day, but it was the cheapest ferry for the next few days.

Our night in the carpark wasn’t exactly peaceful and I had a bit of trouble falling asleep. I looked out the window at 1:00 am as I quite often do, and it was dark!  After so many nights under the magic light of the midnight sun, the darkness felt strange.  It was a reminder that we were moving on, and that a unique chapter of the journey had ended.

Okay, I’m done sugar-coating it: I am officially over forests and mosquitoes. Finland, I wanted to love you. I really did.  I was hoping for solitude and reflection, instead I got pine trees and itchy bites. Norway set the bar high, and it seems like Finland tripped over it and face planted into a swamp.

That sounds really mean, but it hasn’t been all bland. We’ve had some stunning camping spots, viewed through the van window of course, because stepping outside means donating blood to the locals. On the upside, it’s been warmer, so we haven’t needed to worry about our diesel heater being on holiday. I’m just wondering if It knew what was coming! 

Originally, we’d planned to explore here, but we’re now fast-tracking it south toward Helsinki,  where we hope to catch a ferry to Estonia so we can explore eastern Europe. It’s time to leave the wilderness and vampires behind and become tourists, exploring historic cities and cobblestoned streets.

Today was mostly highway driving, though to be fair, in Finland the scenery doesn’t really change whether you’re on a main road or a goat track. The only real difference is how often a logging truck overtakes you.

But then, just when we were ready to leave, Finland drew us back in. Tonight, we stumbled upon a free camp spot by a perfectly calm lake, the kind of place that makes you forget all your petty complaints. The pine trees reflecting in the water were perfect, like a forest growing upside down. It’s like Finland wasn’t happy with the amount of trees it already had and decided it needed MORE! 

We admired the view for a few minutes and promptly fell asleep.

We had a slow start to the morning. Neither of us wanted to get out of bed too early, as we didn’t have a diesel heater to warm us up!

Today we drove through more beautiful pine trees, and sometimes even birch trees! And another  thing Finland has going for it, is it has great supermarkets. We struggled to get decent fresh food in Norway, but here in Finland there is a great selection of stuff. So I had a smoked salmon salad for lunch and Mike had a smoked salmon roll.

We hunted around for a new pump for our diesel heater, but nowhere stocked it. So it will probably have to wait until we’re back in England. We’re hoping it won’t matter as the sun was shining today, and when the temperature reached 14 degrees we stripped down to shorts and t-shirts.

Today we crossed the Arctic circle line again. On the border was the Santa Claus Village, so of course we had to stop and have a look. There were only two tour buses there so it wasn’t too busy. We wandered into the Santa Claus Village, used their toilets, then left. It was sad to be leaving the arctic, it has probably been my most favourite part of the trip, especially in the far north.

The rest of the day was spent driving through forests. It was relentless… I mean beautiful. The other thing Finland has going for it, is restaurants that are open. I’d been yearning to eat out in Norway, to try the local cuisine, but we didn’t find a restaurant open for the entire trip, apart from the reindeer stew we had at the arctic circle centre. So when we stumbled on a restaurant in the middle of nowhere at dinner time, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity for some local Finnish cuisine. I had a burger and Mike had a steak. It was yummy.

Then came the time to hunt for a camping spot. The first spot I had lined up was beside a lake. As we drove down the rutted dirt road, ahead looked like somewhere we might get stuck. So I got out to check and as I was walking down, I was swarmed by mosquitoes. And ants! I ran back to the car, and a pile of mozzies and an ant had followed me in. I caught the ant biting me on the ankle, so I swiftly put an end to him.

We aborted that camping spot, and continued. We eventually settled on a spot overlooking a lake. It’s off the road and is very peaceful at the moment. There are a few mozzies around, but I think that is to be expected this time of year. I can hear a dirt bike in the distance. At least I think it’s a dirt bike and not a really angry mosquito.

Ok, it’s not quite a disaster, but it will mean a change to our trip. The day started like this.

We had a quiet night sleep next to Russia and headed on this morning. We stopped in the town of Kirkenes but it was Sunday and everything was shut. So, we continued on our way south. Thankfully we didn’t have to backtrack too much before we turned off towards Finland.

It was a cold dreary day, as we drove into Finland, admiring all their wonderful pine trees. It’s probably been cold and dreary other days, but we never noticed as the scenery was too busy wowing us.

We stopped at a scenic little spot where tree islands dotted the lake, and water trickled over some rocks. It was pretty but too cold to sit outside. We had some lunch, then settled down for an afternoon nap. I snuggled under my blanket but it was still cold, so I put our trusty diesel heater on. Except It’s decided not to be trusty anymore. The frikking thing has stopped working! It’s like It decided that as we are heading south, It’s no longer needed. It’s going on its summer holidays. Prick. But to be fair, It has done us well in Norway. Imagine if It had decided to pack up in the middle of a snow storm!

I’m sure Finland has its own charm but it’s very hard to find it in the forests. Or maybe that is the charm! We had two failed walks today. The first one headed downhill to a lake, and was supposed to go around the lake, but it was very overgrown. And we couldn’t be bothered with it. Our second hike was from the Aurora village, which was deserted for the summer. It was a pretty trail through the trees, but when bird sized mosquitoes came at us, we retreated quickly to the van. I had head nets in the van, but hadn’t thought to take them with us!

Today we drove through forests, alongside lakes, and through tourist villages, set up for the northern lights. We are thinking we’d like to come back some time to see the auroras, from September onwards (not this year)

As our heater has packed up, we now have a new system. We drive until it’s time to go to bed. Then the car will be warm from driving, and bed is always warm. This means we’ll be heading south much quicker than expected.

Maybe we’ll just keep driving until we hit warmer weather. But then there is the fact we have no air-conditioning in our cab. So no doubt I’d then be suffering from the heat (I mean, I’m stripping off when it’s 15 degrees at the moment!). So at this point I will shut the fuck up and stop talking about the weather because we’re in Europe having an amazing holiday.

Around 8pm, I found a perfectly good camping spot in a clearing in the forest. No wind, no people, but not particularly scenic. Just trees… and gravel. And staying the night didn’t fit in with our plans to drive until sleep time. So we cooked our dinner there instead. Soup and garlic bread, the perfect winter treat. Then we continued driving. I’d found another spot by a lake about 30 minutes away, but when we arrived, there was scaffolding lying around ready to be erected. Plus a whole lot of power lines and a power station. Yeah… not for us.

As we drove, we kept checking side roads for little pull-offs, but some had ropes or stones blocking the way, clear signs they were private. We saw plenty of campervans parked in pull-offs along the main road, but that wasn’t for us. We’d have to be really desperate to sleep there.

At 9pm, we turned down a gravel road off the main highway, trees on one side and a lake on the other and no mozzies that I could see. It was the perfect spot, sheltered from the wind, no traffic, and nobody else around. And the car was still warm from the drive.

Grense Jakobselv

Today we left our charming arctic ocean spot and tiki-toured to another town called Batsfjord. We stocked up on supplies, then back-tracked as everything is an in and out road here.

We had decided to start heading south, but as we drove, I realised I wasn’t quite ready to leave Norway behind. There was still one more place where we could reach the Arctic Ocean, in the far east of Norway, near the Russian border. So we made a last-minute decision to take the detour.

It was a two-hour drive to the town of Kirkenes, which is Norway’s only legal border crossing with Russia. The journey was stunning and the road followed a fjord, with rocky mountains rising steeply on one side. Across the water, we could see the area we’d been a few days earlier. I know my descriptions probably all sound the same: fjord, mountain, snow, rocks. But somehow, this road had its own unique beauty. I don’t know how Norway does it, but it’s beautiful at every bend.

On the way, we had to pull over for a huge herd of reindeer crossing the road. There were hundreds of them, streaming across on an important mission. They came in all shapes and sizes, some white, some black, big ones and babies. It was really cool to see.

We decided not to stop in Kirkenes and carried along a narrow, bumpy, winding road that led us towards the Arctic Ocean, to a remote spot called Grense Jakobselv. About half an hour in, the road turned to gravel, and the landscape felt more rugged and remote. Then, through gaps in the trees, we caught our first glimpses of Russia, so close. Soon, the border markers appeared: tall yellow posts on the Norwegian side, and bright red ones on the Russian side. The closest we got was about ten metres.

The final ten kilometres hugged the Russian border, with only a narrow river separating us. It felt surreal, like we were brushing up against another world that looked exactly like this one! 

We drove all the way to the end of the road, expecting solitude as we hadn’t seen any vehicles on the way in. So it was a bit of a shock to find about five campervans crammed together like sardines, all lined up for the same sea view. Admittedly, it was a lovely spot: white sandy beach, endless ocean. But camping elbow-to-elbow with others wasn’t exactly our style. And there was no view of Russia from here anyway… so really, what was the point?

So we rattled our way back along the gravel road for a short way and found a large pull-off to camp for the night, no one else in sight. Just how we like it. To our right, dramatic cliffs; to our left, Russia. And casually wandering through the middle… reindeer. The sun was out, the view was incredible, and for a moment, it felt like there was peace in the world.

We wandered down to the border post and peered into the river. Someone had laid a rocky path leading out to a small island in the middle. Tempting, but definitely not worth getting shot over, not with three watchtowers staring us down: two Russian, one Norwegian. 

It felt like the end of the road in more ways than one. Gravel behind us, Russia beside us, and the ocean ahead. Tomorrow it’s time to turn around and head south. But what a place to end our trip in Norway.

We loved our Arctic Ocean spot so much we decided to stay another night.

Mike was convinced he saw a whale over spent a good part of the morning filming that. I think it was just rocks.

It was a strange sunny day so we decided to put our feet in the Arctic Ocean. It was like putting our feet in a bucket of ice. I’ve never felt water so cold! The Arctic last year was much warmer.

I spent the day editing and Mike worked on our maps and our Patreon page. We even sat outside on our chairs in the sun.

In the afternoon the wind picked up and it got bitterly cold, so we packed everything up and brought it inside and stuck our heater on. It was too blustery to enjoy the midnight sun so we were in bed by 9pm.

Latitude: 70.86 Berlesvag

Today got off to a slow start. We made good use of the free Wi-Fi at the library to get another video edited and uploaded. It was well past lunch by the time we finally left town. Vadsø had been a lovely little stop, complete with a dump point, a supermarket to restock supplies (chocolate), and a quiet vibe.

Mike proudly picked up some brownies… which turned out to be a brownie mix. Our grasp of the Norwegian language is not as good as we thought. Considering we don’t have an oven in the van, it’s going to be an interesting experiment. But we’ll figure something out. Brownies are a powerful motivator.

We were planning to start heading south through Finland, but I realised there was still one more place to reach on the Arctic Ocean, and I wasn’t quite ready to leave. It was only a four-hour detour (two hours each way), and I’m so glad we took it.

The drive started alongside a fjord, as they all do. Then took us over the mountains, still plenty of snow around. Then the last part of the drive was on a rugged coastal road which was wild and remote.

We drove until about 6 p.m., eventually reaching the little town at the end of the road. We found a perfectly decent camping spot overlooking the Arctic Ocean, but… it just didn’t have the vibe. Neither of us could quite explain why. It wasn’t a bad vibe, just not the vibe. Maybe it was the wind, the cold, or how exposed it felt. So we had dinner there, enjoyed the view for a while, and then decided to drive back, since the road didn’t go any further anyway.

I remembered noticing a spot on the way that looked promising, so we decided to check it out. When we arrived, a narrow gravel road branched off from the main one, and we followed it down, and instantly knew this was the place for the night. I was surprised no one else was camped there; it was stunning. A calm, sheltered bay with barely a breeze, and gentle waves lapping softly at the shore. We even saw a couple of sea otters frolicking about.

Mike went to bed at 10 pm., but I stayed up, eager for another midnight stroll. There’s something magical about the light at that hour;, soft, surreal, and full of intrigue. I read my book until midnight, then set off on my little adventure. Though the sun was tucked behind the mountain, the world remained bathed in an eerie brightness. I walked along the sandy, stony shore to the far end, and when I turned to look back, I saw sunlight shining on the other end of the beach, and snow was glistening on the mountain. Crazy!

So I wandered to the other end of the beach, all the while marvelling at the beauty around me. The hush of gentle waves, the mountains surrounding me and the soft glow of the midnight sun. When I reached the sunlit stretch, I felt the warmth almost instantly. Who would have thought the sun could carry heat after midnight? It feels strange even to say it. I settled on a rock and let the rays warm me as I admired the sun reflecting on the water. It was still cold, just… less so.

It would have been nice to have shared the moment with Mike, but I think the midnight sun is more my thing than his. I just wanted to stay up all night, afraid I might miss something. But I knew I’d pay for it in the morning if I didn’t sleep. So, at 1 a.m., I crawled back into our warm little van (I’d left the heater running) and drifted off to the sound of waves gently lapping at the shore.

Today we had to drive back the same way we came, so we got to experience that amazing road twice! Today it was glorious sunshine and we took our time. We stopped just outside the tunnel to the island village of Vardo. The tunnel looked like a giant sea serpent ready to gobble up unsuspecting traffic. I knew better though. There was no way I was going through this sub-arctic ocean tunnel. So we stopped and admired it, took some photos and moved on.

We stopped at a place called Domen, a mountain where the witches were tried back in the 17th century. This was a bit of a spooky place, because as soon there as we stopped a civil defence type alert came through on our phones. You know, the loud scary siren type sound? They used them a lot during covid. Anyway, we both looked at our phones, relieved that it was just a test, and it wasn’t the witches seeking revenge.

We took a walk out onto the hill, and a strange noise followed us. It was really eerie and hard to explain, but I might have captured it on my GoPro.

We are very close to Russia here. It was quite surreal, sitting, eating our lunch while looking at Russia, just across the border. It’s a pity they require a visa, otherwise we could drive there.

We stopped in the small town of Vadso as we saw they had a library. So we spent the afternoon having a nap and catching up on internetty things, completely wasting the sunny day. We stayed the night outside the library and it was very quiet.

Latitude: 70.05

Today we decided to go leave our beautiful arctic ocean spot and go find another. The road to Mehamn was an in and out, but we didn’t take the direct way back. We took a detour to another fjord town. And what a great decision that turned out to be.

We drove around the town looking for a toilet, as neither of us wanted to poo in our van. There were no public toilets marked, and by chance I saw the city hall, and in it was a library. And this was the library that kept on giving. First of all, not only did it have a toilet, it also had a shower. We figured two weeks was long enough and made the most of it. 

Libraries, like in NZ, also have free internet, so I was able to get this weeks video uploaded. And it also happened to be pensioners day, so they offered us coffee and biscuits! Not because we are pensioners, but because the food had been laid out for them, and they had already left.

After that we drove back out the way we came, still in awe of the amazing scenery and all the snow. The place we had marked to drive to today, was 5 hours drive, but we’d already spent 5 hours mucking around! 

We stopped at a garage and got a bar of chocolate and a small bottle of coke, and it cost us $20 NZD!. I know things are expensive here, but this was above and beyond!

It was a sunny day and we really wanted to stay up and experience the midnight sun, rather than just glimpse at it through the curtains. So we kept on driving for 5 hours, or possibly longer. We saw Russia across the water from here. The scenery was nice, but nothing better than what we had already seen. Until we turned off. Then it got interesting. A super-narrow road only fit for one vehicle and flanked by the weird looking jagged rocks. 

This scenery went on for about an hour or two and was like nothing I’ve ever seen. It was about 8pm, and we were thankful nobody was coming the other way as there didn’t seem to be too many pull offs. Some places there were sheer drop-offs and it was quite scary, and we had been on the road for almost 12 hours by this stage (not all of it driving).

Eventually we reached the end, and there was a beautiful spot overlooking the arctic ocean, and only a couple of others were there. I had promised Mike a bacon and egg sandwich when we arrived, so I got on with cooking that. Then we mucked around, doing editing, playing chess, filling in time until midnight. Then we went out for a walk. 

It was bitterly cold, the wind blowing straight through us. I really wanted to see a puffin but all we saw was a fox and a white-tailed eagle. I would have liked to stay out longer but the wind was causing my eyes to water and they were stinging. But we vlogged the midnight sun, so job done. We’ll probably be knackered tomorrow.

Lattitude: 71.05

We had our amazing camp spot all to ourselves, overlooking the Arctic Ocean, and slept incredibly well. Just the sound of the wind. No traffic, no people, just peace.

This morning, we continued our journey even further north. Just 30 minutes up the road is the furthest north you can drive on mainland Norway. A lot of people think that title belongs to Nordkapp, but Nordkapp is actually on an island. And remember how just a few weeks ago we visited the southernmost lighthouse in Norway? Well, when we arrived today, there just happened to be a tall lighthouse standing on the headland. And it’s not only the northernmost lighthouse in mainland Norway, it’s the northernmost mainland lighthouse in the world.

When we got there, nobody else was around. Naturally, I tried the door to the lighthouse… and to my surprise, it opened. It was dark inside and felt like it probably should’ve been locked. We weren’t sure if we were allowed in, and it felt a little too spooky to explore without permission, so we turned back toward the van.

Just as we were heading for the van, an official-looking car pulled in. I spoke to the woman who got out, and she told us the lighthouse was still officially closed for the season, but we were welcome to go up if we wanted. We just had to let her know when we were finished. We mentioned how it was unlocked and she said she’d forgotten to lock it. Just as well we checked first, we would probably have been locked inside!

The inside was dim and atmospheric, with narrow stairs winding their way up the tower. The climb was steep, and there was something eerie about it. Each step echoed against the metal and stone while the narrow staircase twisted upward in tight circles. Dim light filtered through the small windows, giving a ghostly vibe. 

We kept on walking up the 139 steps to the top. The final steps leading to the lighthouse were very narrow and only a guardrail on one side. Tentatively we worked our way up into a tight space with an enormous light turning in the centre. The views out the windows were stunning, ocean in every direction, stretching out to the Arctic horizon. We were so lucky to have it to ourselves

When we got back down, the woman was waiting to lock up.

We drove back to the same camping spot from the night before and took the rest of the day off. The weather had turned cold, wet and windy, and the van was getting buffeted by the gusts. We stayed inside, played chess, and I got some editing done. Being a public holiday, everything was closed, so we made do with what we had. I’d planned on making a bean chilli, but we realised we didn’t have a can opener. So instead, we made tortilla pizzas with cheese, onion, and mushrooms. Simple, but tasty.

Lighthouse Facts:

39 meters tall. 

Built in 1905, destroyed during the war, rebuilt 1945-1948. 

Most northern mainland lighthouse in the world.