Part one
Today was not the best one we’ve had. It started out like any other day. A nice cycle path beside the river Ijssel and thru fields of sheep, one of which I kicked. We also cycled over many roosters. I have made a new game where we have to cry out “cockadoodledoo” every time we run over a rooster. This may sound cruel to you English speaking folk, but a rooster is dutch for a cattle grid. It doesn’t take much to amuse me, Mike’s not quite so easily amused and sometimes refuses to play.
We had a pretty bad headwind today which we moaned about for a bit, and a few more ferry crossings which we also moaned about. We arrived at a town called Milligen, and the cycle path split into two. We made the choice to follow it through the town and the next minute we were in Germany. We were very excited as we had no idea we would be going there. We mucked about at the sign for a bit, facebooking that we are in Germany, then stepping over the border and facebooking now were not. Pretty lame but fun all the same.
We cycled into Germany for about 30 mins before we realised we were cycling the wrong way. Or was it…?
It was a pity as the sun was shining in Germany and I really fancied some schnitzel. We retraced our steps to try and find the cycle route and found ourselves in Milligen again again (I had to throw that in). We mucked about for ages there, trying to find a sign. Mike suggested that maybe it was a sign when we accidentally headed into Germany. We had been tossing up whether to follow the Rhine through Germany or the Maas river to Maastricht. We had made the decision to follow the Maas, but for some reason the signs sent us to Germany.
Anyway, we finally had to resort to the gps to get us out of Milligen.
Finally, we got back on the correct path (or was it…?) and the path split into two again. We really hate it when this happens as we have to make a decision. We hate decisions! We could either take a diversion to a town called Nijmegen, or we could take a more direct route and avoid it. We chose to go via Nijmagen and this was the wrong decision…
Part two
It was about 12 kms to Nijmagen and we were ready to stop for the night. The final kms of the day are usually the hardest. All you can think about is a nice cold beer and a warm shower, but we had a terrible headwind and horrible rutted road to contend with first.
As we got closer to Nijmagen, we noticed a few camping grounds, but they appeared to be private. Then there was a really large camp in the middle of a paddock, full up with tents. We didn’t fancy camping there. As we approached Nijmagen, there were a lot of cyclists heading towards the camp. Some in uniforms and some wearing fairy wings. We thought there must be some sort of festival happening. I know every year they have a 4 day walking march, but that would be too coincidental to coincide with our visit. Or would it…?
Turns out coincidence is a bitch. I was starving and decided I couldn’t deal with this on an empty stomach, so we stopped by the side of the road and had a tuna sandwich. I googled the Nijmagen march and sure enough, we arrived smack bang in the middle of it. 50,000 walkers come here every year. We figured our chances of getting a hotel would be pretty slim.
Anyway, we thought we would try our luck. We stopped at the first hotel we saw and asked if they had a room. The guy just laughed at us. He said all hotels in town were full and suggested we sleep in a farmers paddock.
Shit.
It was 6pm, we’d cycled 70 kms into headwinds, we were tired, hungry and had nowhere to stay. No worries. Plenty of daylight left. 10-20,kms should get us out of town enough to find somewhere. Or so we thought…
Getting out of Nijmagen was a nightmare. The cyclists were worse than Amsterdam but at least we had the good sense not to cycle in Amsterdam. Here we had no choice. Cyclists came at us from all directions. I didn’t know which way to look and when I stopped to check a sign, I was rear ended by a cyclist. She swore and swore and swore at me. As we were cycling around a roundabout she was still swearing at me. I yelled at her “Look, I said I was sorry”. “No problem” she replied and muttered “Bloody tourists” in Dutch before cycling off.
Mike almost got knocked off by a cyclist as well. I think it was so hard for us as it was the end of the day, we were tired and had no idea where we were going. As well as that, our bikes are not that manoeuvrable when they are all loaded up.
We eventually found our way out of town. After some time the cycle path ended up in the woods. This was not really what i wanted. Suburbia and hotels was what I wanted. There were a few places we could probably wild camp, but I didn’t really fancy it. It was due to rain and it would get rather damp in the forest. We cycled past a hotel. It was full. A bit further on in the forest we found a hostel for cycle tourists. Perfect. We went inside. It was cosy and warm, the bar beckoning. I had a good feeling about this. “Do you have a room” asked Mike. “Sorry, all full”. Drat.
By this stage it was 7pm. I had made a decision that if we didn’t find anywhere by 7.30pm, we would start looking to wild camp. By 7.30pm on the dot we arrived at a crowded campground. Luckily they had one space left for us. Phew.
As Mike is putting up the tent, he starts swearing and things are flying out of the tent. My eye mask, ear plugs, emergency toilet paper, all being ejected from the tent. The tent hadn’t been used for so long it’s gone MOULDY! The last time we used it, it got packed up wet. I had been nagging Mike for weeks to air it out, but he just ignores me.
It was pretty disgusting and smelt pretty bad, but we had no choice but to sleep in it. I tried wafting some insense around inside, but it didn’t really help.
We left it to air out a bit and went to have our showers. It was 8pm at this stage and things were not getting much better. The shower required a token to work and the office was closed. FFS, could this day get any worse???
Luckily a kind camper had some spare tokens, which we bought off him. Also, there was a restaurant there so we were able to get a burger and chips for dinner.
That’s it, day over!
Oh yeah – forgot to mention, it rained overnight, but thankfully we were snuggled up in our mould infested tent 🙂

Cycling through fields of sheep – you might even see the one i kicked!

Welcome to Germany sign where were had fun with border crossings

So cute – Jenny – can you get some of these?

Giant Snuffeluffagus