Tomorrow we are going to Butlins. This is an English holiday camp like on the TV sitcom Hi-de-Hi. I’m not sure whether to be excited or apprehensive.

I have visions of fat middle aged ladies in bikinis, lounging around the pool, while their kids run and scream unattended all over the place. Then the awful visions of smelly middle aged men sporting giant beer bellies while sitting at the bar drinking pints of Stella.

Guess we will out what it is all about tomorrow, we’ll keep you posted.