It is NZ tradition to find your Christmas tree on the side of the road. So I took Mike out to show him how its done.
First, find a tree to steal
This one is a bit scrawny
This one looks just right.
Get a saw and start cutting
Bundle the evidence up in a tarp
Wrap it up so it’s well hidden
Tie it up good
Carry it to your car
Stick it on top
No one will see it there