The Vulcan comes soaring in like a giant eagle. It glides by, gracefully, without a sound.<\/p>\n
Everyone is mesmorised as this majestic bird comes in for the kill, silent, yet capable of mass slaughter. We forget this plane is designed to destroy, until it arcs up into the sky with an ungodly roar, loud enough to burst the eardrums of newborn babies, and scare the shit out of unsuspecting spectators. The demon wail subsides and is silent again, on it\u2019s serene approach, sending shivers down my spine and a bit of wee down my leg.<\/p>\n Eurofighter Typhoon<\/strong><\/p>\n Ah, the Eurofighter, star of the show, solo artist, show off, wannabe nobody, cos he is the shit! Nobody is gonna steal his thunder. We watch as he flashes by, faster than the speed of sound. We hear him, but we don\u2019t see him for a second or two after.<\/p>\n He shoots up into the air, afterburners glowing like he doesn’t already have enough to boast about. He zigs, he zags, he loops the loops, man he is on the ultimate high. He is Eurofighter Typhoon<\/strong>, star of the show!<\/p>\n Wing Walkers <\/strong><\/p>\n Two red and white planes putter in with what looks like a giant dildo strapped on top.<\/p>\n Is it a dildo, is it a fella? Lancaster Bomber <\/strong><\/p>\n This old fart flew in propped up by a Spitfire and a hurricane, obviously needing a little help in his old age. He\u2019s not doing too bad for an old guy, 65 years old, semi-retired, occasionally doing some freelance work for airshows.<\/p>\n Some old time war music played as he droned around the skies. If you imagined everything in black and white, you could just feel you were in the war with this lofty beast coming across the channel for the kill.<\/p>\n Apparently the Lancaster bomber had a lot to do with winning the war, although I don\u2019t see that killing a load of Germans is really something to boast about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here’s a little blog about some of my favourite aircraft at the Bournemouth airshow last weekend. Most photos are by Mike. Vulcan The Vulcan comes soaring in like a giant eagle. It glides by, gracefully, without a sound. Everyone is … Continue reading 
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\nno it\u2019s Danielle and Stella
\nDoing acrobats on top of the plane
\nThey really are completely insane
\nI watch them against a clear blue sky
\nDon’t they realise they could die?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n