This is a funny poem Lynda’s workmate wrote for her on toilet paper! Keep and eye on the blog as we will be blogging our bike ride as often as we can.<\/p>\n
Lynda, Lynda, on ya bike
\nPedal power, that\u2019s what I like.
\nSix weeks away without you,
\nJohn, what the fuck will you do?<\/p>\n
To see you gone we\u2019ll all be sorry,
\nThe company\u2019s in good hands
\nDon\u2019t you worry.<\/p>\n
Think of work, day & night
\nLike the Tui ad says,
\n\u201cYeah right.\u201d<\/p>\n
Biking for miles day after day,
\nThat\u2019s good for ya health or
\nSo they say.<\/p>\n
The rolling hills
\nThe green green grass
\nThose mimi stops
\nThat sore, tired arse.<\/p>\n
Those aching thighs
\nThose scrapes & cuts.
\nIf you were a man
\nThink of his nuts.<\/p>\n
Isolations, roads & trees
\nSend us a postcard
\nIf you please.<\/p>\n
Wide open spaces,
\nWaterfalls,
\nThink of these guys
\nWhen nature calls.<\/p>\n
Keep an eye on all those foreign men
\nAlong your way
\nPlease don\u2019t let them lead you astray.<\/p>\n
If you run out of money
\nHey, that\u2019s no sin,
\nJust get on the phone
\nAnd dial up Lyn.<\/p>\n
Watch out for all that
\nForeign food.
\nThose herbs & spices can be crude.<\/p>\n
Beware of all those funny bits.
\nTake this poem if you get the shits.<\/p>\n
Biker\u2019s rash, tumbles & falls,
\nAt least you won\u2019t get
\nItchy balls.<\/p>\n
You\u2019ll soon be back
\nWith stories to tell
\nTakes heaps of photos and
\nKeep very well,<\/p>\n
So have a great time
\nThis is a must.
\nFrom all ya mates
\nAt Lifestyle Trust.<\/p>\n
By Andrew Rea
\n28 May 2009<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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