{"id":651,"date":"2008-12-15T09:09:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T07:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/2008\/12\/15\/how-to-steal-a-christmas-tree\/"},"modified":"2017-12-21T22:09:54","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T22:09:54","slug":"how-to-steal-a-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/?p=651","title":{"rendered":"How to Steal a Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is NZ tradition to find your Christmas tree on the side of the road. So I took Mike out to show him how its done.<\/p>\n<p>First, find a tree to steal<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc150054.jpg' title='pc150054.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150054.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150054.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This one is a bit scrawny<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500551.jpg' title='pc150055.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150055.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150055.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This one looks just right.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500571.jpg' title='pc150057.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150057.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150057.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Get a saw and start cutting<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500591.jpg' title='pc150059.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150059.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150059.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bundle the evidence up in a tarp<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500601.jpg' title='pc150060.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150060.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150060.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wrap it up so it&#8217;s well hidden<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500611.jpg' title='pc150061.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150061.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150061.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tie it up good<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500621.jpg' title='pc150062.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150062.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150062.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Carry it to your car<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500631.jpg' title='pc150063.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150063.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150063.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stick it on top<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500641.jpg' title='pc150064.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150064.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150064.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No one will see it there<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/wheresjo.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/pc1500651.jpg' title='pc150065.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/blog.wheresjo.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2008\/12\/pc150065.thumbnail.JPG' alt='pc150065.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is NZ tradition to find your Christmas tree on the side of the road. 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