In America there is loads of choice and breakfast is a scary time for me. It goes something like this:<\/p>\n
Me: I\u2019ll have fried eggs and bacon please
\nThem: How would you like your eggs?
\nMe: well done please
\nThem: Sorry we don\u2019t do well done
\nMe: um, not runny.
\nThem: blank stare
\nMe: cooked, not runny in the middle
\nThem: still staring blankly
\nMe: I dont want that yellow bit in the middle to be runny. Mike help me out here.
\nMike: What is the choice?
\nThem: sunny side up, over easy, easy under, over well, over medium, over hard
\nMe: Its all too hard
\nThem: do you mean over hard?
\nMe: yep, sounds good
\nThem: What sort of toast?
\nMe: (oh dear, here we go again) what\u2019s the choice?
\nThem: rye, sourdough, sweetdough, wholegrain, halfgrain, quartergrain, white, Brown, Red, Green, or Blue
\nMe: um, white please
\nThem: Drink?
\nMe: flat white please
\nThem: The choice is coffee or tea.
\nMe: hmmmm<\/p>\n
Its all good fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In America there is loads of choice and breakfast is a scary time for me. It goes something like this: Me: I\u2019ll have fried eggs and bacon please Them: How would you like your eggs? Me: well done please Them: … Continue reading