{"id":5417,"date":"2026-08-28T07:43:19","date_gmt":"2026-08-28T07:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/?p=5417"},"modified":"2026-08-29T07:48:42","modified_gmt":"2026-08-29T07:48:42","slug":"the-weather-turned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/?p=5417","title":{"rendered":"The Weather Turned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had a great night\u2019s sleep in the quiet car park and woke up to silence.<\/p>\n<p>No wind.<\/p>\n<p>And you know what that means in Scotland?<\/p>\n<p>Midges!<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, I didn\u2019t notice them at first when I put the Starlink outside. Then suddenly they were everywhere, swarming around me and following me back into the van.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve bought some insect repellent called Smidge, which is apparently one of the few things that actually works on them. But when I asked the Scottish couple we camped next to a few days ago, their advice was very different.<\/p>\n<p>They said there\u2019s nothing that can protect you. The best thing to do is hide.<\/p>\n<p>I remember doing exactly that in Norway last year when the mosquitoes came for us. We shut all the hatches, close the doors and didn\u2019t go outside.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the Starlink was still outside.<\/p>\n<p>Neither of us wanted to go and get it, so I waited for my video to finish uploading and then sent Mike.<br \/>\nHe smothered himself in Smidge and went for it.<\/p>\n<p>I put my buff over my head, dived into the front, and as soon as he was back inside we got the heck out of there.<\/p>\n<p>Once we were moving, we opened all the windows and that seemed to suck most of the little buggers out.<br \/>\nThe beautiful weather we\u2019d been having had disappeared by then. It was drizzly and grey, with none of the huge Highland views we\u2019d had over the last few days.<\/p>\n<p>But it was still a pretty moody drive.<\/p>\n<p>And eventually, we made it all the way to the north coast.<\/p>\n<p>We drove out to Dunnet Head, the northernmost point of mainland Great Britain, where there\u2019s a lighthouse perched right out on the cliffs.<\/p>\n<p>By the time we arrived it was windy, wet and thoroughly miserable.<\/p>\n<p>Perfect Scottish summer weather.<\/p>\n<p>They allow overnight parking there for a fee, which was lucky because it was already 5pm and neither of us fancied driving any further.<\/p>\n<p>The sign said \u00a310 for a motorhome or \u00a35 for a car for 24 hours, which seemed a little anti-motorhome to me.<br \/>\nBut the view of the lighthouse was amazing and we decided to stay anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Then we went to pay.<\/p>\n<p>We put Bertie\u2019s registration number into the machine and it charged us \u00a35.<\/p>\n<p>Because we\u2019re registered as a van, not a motorhome.<\/p>\n<p>Yay!<\/p>\n<p>So we parked up overlooking the lighthouse, made toasted ham and cheese sandwiches for tea, and were rocked to sleep by the wind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had a great night\u2019s sleep in the quiet car park and woke up to silence. 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