{"id":5389,"date":"2026-08-18T06:53:57","date_gmt":"2026-08-18T06:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/?p=5389"},"modified":"2026-08-19T06:56:29","modified_gmt":"2026-08-19T06:56:29","slug":"scottish-castles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/?p=5389","title":{"rendered":"Scottish Castles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our first night in Scotland went well and this morning we ventured out on foot to try and find the castles.<\/p>\n<p>It was a nice walk through ancient woods, with some trees as old as 200 years old. Lots of gnarly branches and stuff, it was pretty cool.<\/p>\n<p>Along the way we came across a little shelter overlooking the wetlands, where apparently you could sit quietly and watch the birds.<\/p>\n<p>So we did.<\/p>\n<p>There weren\u2019t any.<\/p>\n<p>There was, however, a board behind us showing all the birds we could have seen. Ducks. Seagulls. And various other birds that looked suspiciously like the sort of thing we see every day anyway.<\/p>\n<p>We decided we weren\u2019t missing much and carried on to the castle.<\/p>\n<p>Or what was left of it.<\/p>\n<p>The first one was known as the Old Castle, although calling it a castle was being fairly generous. It didn\u2019t have any walls. Just a few rocks in the ground showing where the walls had once been.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently they\u2019d chosen a terrible place to build it. The ground was too damp and unstable, which seems like something you might want to check before building a castle.<\/p>\n<p>But, they built another one a little further along.<\/p>\n<p>And this one was much more castle-like.<\/p>\n<p>It had walls! And a moat! And towers! The whole thing was seriously impressive.<\/p>\n<p>You could pay to go inside, but from experience, castles nearly always look better from the outside. That\u2019s our way if justifying it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>So we circled the outside instead, took far too many photos, and wandered back through the woods to the van.<br \/>\nBy now it was lunchtime, so we made egg and salad sandwiches and decided we quite liked it here.<br \/>\nSo we stayed another night.<\/p>\n<p>We spent the afternoon editing, playing chess and sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>Well, why not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our first night in Scotland went well and this morning we ventured out on foot to try and find the castles. It was a nice walk through ancient woods, with some trees as old as 200 years old. Lots of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/?p=5389\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7qMoz-1oV","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5390,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5389\/revisions\/5390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheresjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}