In America there is a lot of choice and breakfast is a scary time for me. It goes something like this:<\/p>\n
Me:<\/strong> I\u2019ll have fried eggs and bacon please Its all good fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In America there is a lot of choice and breakfast is a scary time for me. It goes something like this: Me: I\u2019ll have fried eggs and bacon please Them: How would you like your eggs? Me: well done please … Continue reading
\nThem:<\/strong> How would you like your eggs?
\nMe:<\/strong> well done please
\nThem:<\/strong> Sorry we don\u2019t do well done
\nMe:<\/strong> um, I don’t want them runny.
\nThem:<\/strong> blank stare
\nMe:<\/strong> cooked, not runny in the middle
\nThem:<\/strong> still staring blankly
\nMe:<\/strong> I dont want that yellow bit in the middle to be runny. Mike help me out here.
\nMike:<\/strong> What is the choice?
\nThem:<\/strong> sunny side up, over easy, easy under, over well, over medium, over hard
\nMe:<\/strong> Its all too hard
\nThem:<\/strong> do you mean over hard?
\nMe:<\/strong> yep, sounds good
\nThem:<\/strong> What sort of toast?
\nMe:<\/strong> (oh dear, here we go again) what\u2019s the choice?
\nThem:<\/strong> rye, sourdough, sweetdough, wholegrain, halfgrain, quartergrain, white, Brown, Red, Green, or Blue
\nMe:<\/strong> um, white please
\nThem:<\/strong> Drink?
\nMe:<\/strong> flat white please
\nThem:<\/strong> The choice is coffee or tea.
\nMe:<\/strong> hmmmm<\/p>\n